Ahmad (slayman19)

Race #21977

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Official speed 122.91 wpm (46.08 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 2, 2020 9:04:28pm UTC
Race Finish April 2, 2020 9:05:14pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. poem (121.02 wpm)
3. landarian (119.74 wpm)
5. sanicdehedgehog (98.79 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 184.36
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!