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Race #1748

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Official speed 83.85 wpm (71.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 29, 2018 5:31:12am UTC
Race Finish March 29, 2018 5:32:24am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. framed_phoenix (97.11 wpm)
4. toush_ (71.10 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 129.96
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.