Dan (rivalesque)

Race #34

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Official speed 92.99 wpm (52.13 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 1, 2020 5:09:07am UTC
Race Finish September 1, 2020 5:09:59am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. kiiiiiiiiii (69.97 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 111.59
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...