Retard (retard)

Race #2

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Official speed 38.79 wpm (72.08 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 15, 2008 10:11:57am UTC
Race Finish September 15, 2008 10:13:09am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Points 0.00
Text #58 (Length: 233 characters)

My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able to fall. I mean, if you keep sitting on your ass, nothing's gonna happen. "Only brave warriors fall off their horses in battle. How can kneeling cowards know what a fall is?"