Axton (recklessxd)

Race #17241

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Official speed 112.49 wpm (43.10 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 7, 2019 12:29:32am UTC
Race Finish May 7, 2019 12:30:15am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. subcon (156.24 wpm)
3. teiloq (105.03 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 134.99
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...