View Pit Stop page for race #1247 by randname1 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 60.69 wpm (69.40 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 10, 2014 2:21:40pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 10, 2014 2:22:49pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 3) |
Accuracy | 93.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |