Qwerty (qwerty80801)

Race #5168

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Official speed 77.29 wpm (62.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 2, 2019 1:48:33am UTC
Race Finish March 2, 2019 1:49:36am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. mcumento (75.56 wpm)
3. carpalxqgmlwy (71.68 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 92.75
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...