Jedidiah (puisanberg)

Race #4947

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Official speed 106.79 wpm (68.32 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 24, 2023 7:26:25am UTC
Race Finish May 24, 2023 7:27:33am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. bronze_bucket (86.85 wpm)
3. shivamrai162 (82.37 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 179.76
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I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.