Theo (puffyer)

Race #92

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Official speed 53.98 wpm (68.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 24, 2021 3:48:35pm UTC
Race Finish August 24, 2021 3:49:43pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. r0ckyy (59.11 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 46.78
Text #84 (Length: 308 characters)

And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.