Bad Typer (prostatus5)

Race #674

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Official speed 91.90 wpm (45.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 5, 2016 12:42:34pm UTC
Race Finish December 5, 2016 12:43:20pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 3. marsz2soccer (85.90 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.