Jen (pink_gemini)

Race #3933

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Official speed 52.52 wpm (85.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 13, 2018 12:00:05pm UTC
Race Finish April 13, 2018 12:01:31pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. plexigras (54.69 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 64.78
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.