i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)

Race #91189

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Official speed 99.84 wpm (49.16 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 21, 2016 11:28:16pm UTC
Race Finish October 21, 2016 11:29:05pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. comeonn1 (116.75 wpm)
Accuracy 89.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.