i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)

Race #91106

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Official speed 93.97 wpm (45.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 19, 2016 2:02:10pm UTC
Race Finish October 19, 2016 2:02:55pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. slowpokies (94.36 wpm)
Accuracy 80.0%
Points 0.00
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I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends.