i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)

Race #88861

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Official speed 105.32 wpm (37.49 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 4, 2016 9:11:23am UTC
Race Finish September 4, 2016 9:12:00am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. typingartist2 (173.76 wpm)
2. aashru (114.56 wpm)
Accuracy 91.0%
Points 0.00
Text #717 (Length: 329 characters)

What you gonna do with your man there? You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut the corpse up into six pieces and pile it all together. After you got six pieces you gotta get rid of 'em, of course you can't leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, can ya?