i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)

Race #87719

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Official speed 116.22 wpm (42.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 23, 2016 11:46:31am UTC
Race Finish August 23, 2016 11:47:13am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. pkanas (121.53 wpm)
2. thunberg123 (118.41 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.