i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)

Race #85006

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Official speed 105.56 wpm (44.56 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 13, 2016 3:47:45pm UTC
Race Finish July 13, 2016 3:48:29pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. moltenzephyr (89.13 wpm)
Accuracy 92.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.