i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)

Race #8200

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Official speed 96.91 wpm (48.54 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 13, 2013 5:04:43am UTC
Race Finish February 13, 2013 5:05:32am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 90.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.