i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)

Race #73478

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Official speed 115.07 wpm (40.88 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 20, 2015 11:33:37am UTC
Race Finish July 20, 2015 11:34:18am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 92.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.