i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)

Race #67362

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Official speed 110.41 wpm (44.45 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 21, 2015 1:55:04am UTC
Race Finish May 21, 2015 1:55:49am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. stropheum (90.50 wpm)
3. br0kenar0w (83.37 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.