i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)

Race #43894

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Official speed 97.55 wpm (48.22 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 23, 2014 4:19:29pm UTC
Race Finish April 23, 2014 4:20:17pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. nutmeg0686 (94.45 wpm)
Accuracy 92.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.