i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)

Race #3562

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Official speed 109.54 wpm (39.22 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 24, 2012 9:37:29pm UTC
Race Finish December 24, 2012 9:38:08pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. arginator (118.73 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends.