i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)

Race #26012

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Official speed 98.71 wpm (47.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 17, 2013 10:03:28pm UTC
Race Finish August 17, 2013 10:04:15pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 91.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.