Dylan (parable)

Race #144

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Official speed 98.02 wpm (43.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 10, 2009 5:14:58pm UTC
Race Finish March 10, 2009 5:15:42pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. grrarg (69.69 wpm)
Points 0.00
Text #282 (Length: 358 characters)

I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends.