Enrique (optimus_line)

Race #4770

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Official speed 81.19 wpm (55.43 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 3, 2018 5:08:26pm UTC
Race Finish August 3, 2018 5:09:21pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. boy_314 (97.56 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 100.13
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.