john (nothisisjohn)

Race #4303

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Official speed 162.62 wpm (30.18 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 14, 2020 8:29:23pm UTC
Race Finish May 14, 2020 8:29:53pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. landarian (137.97 wpm)
3. carpalxqgmlwy (113.20 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 200.56
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.