Nicholas (niccholaspage)

Race #54

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Official speed 158.76 wpm (30.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 31, 2017 3:02:10am UTC
Race Finish March 31, 2017 3:02:41am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. iconoclastic (118.69 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.