James (nether)

Race #1298

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Official speed 100.97 wpm (48.61 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 9, 2015 4:04:59pm UTC
Race Finish June 9, 2015 4:05:47pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. breadbubble (141.65 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.