chris (mymomisyourmom)

Race #131

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Official speed 84.20 wpm (53.44 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 19, 2019 6:10:51pm UTC
Race Finish December 19, 2019 6:11:45pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. 11bricks (81.81 wpm)
3. t3kk3rs (81.63 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 103.85
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.