mfw i purposefully lean forward and fart (munkeontop)

Race #301

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Official speed 158.73 wpm (19.13 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 26, 2022 2:15:28am UTC
Race Finish February 26, 2022 2:15:47am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. scaphism (148.40 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 132.27
Text #3640958 (Length: 253 characters)

By love you mean big lightning bolts to the heart, where you can't eat and you can't work, and you just run off and get married and make babies. The reason you haven't felt it is because it doesn't exist. What you call love was invented by guys like me.