View Pit Stop page for race #712 by motonacciu — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 52.68 wpm (79.95 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 12, 2016 5:23:58pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 12, 2016 5:25:18pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. raging_gnome (66.31 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 90.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |