Mikey (miket349)

Race #32013

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Official speed 90.86 wpm (53.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 4, 2018 4:55:50am UTC
Race Finish May 4, 2018 4:56:44am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. levitations (140.16 wpm)
3. chipain (90.91 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 109.04
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...