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Official speed | 54.54 wpm (77.23 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | July 29, 2012 9:51:54am UTC |
Race Finish | July 29, 2012 9:53:11am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
Accuracy | 90.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |