Matt (mattdarich)

Race #2544

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Official speed 80.69 wpm (60.08 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 13, 2019 5:52:20pm UTC
Race Finish June 13, 2019 5:53:20pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. ashi1198 (70.68 wpm)
4. sholes (53.81 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 96.83
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...