View Pit Stop page for race #23091 by mattbierwirth — Ghost race
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Official speed | 118.45 wpm (41.33 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 14, 2019 11:09:17pm UTC |
Race Finish | January 14, 2019 11:09:59pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Opponents |
2. poem (107.01 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 150.03 |
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