-ⲘᎯᖇⲕ⋎⟆- (mark40511)

Race #253257

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Official speed 120.36 wpm (37.39 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 7, 2020 4:01:01pm UTC
Race Finish April 7, 2020 4:01:39pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. annuit02 (93.50 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 148.44
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.