marvin (magnimarve)

Race #2385

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Official speed 109.33 wpm (41.16 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 22, 2018 6:40:23pm UTC
Race Finish February 22, 2018 6:41:04pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. msa5aj (132.58 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 134.85
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.