View Pit Stop page for race #2463 by looneyjuice — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 111.63 wpm (33.54 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | August 4, 2020 10:58:25am UTC |
| Race Finish | August 4, 2020 10:58:58am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. shiroku (114.94 wpm) 3. theblackeye (102.96 wpm) 4. eb9877 (93.81 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 109.77 |
| Text | #3550172 (Length: 312 characters) Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking. |