Judas Escargot (looneyjuice)

Race #1652

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Official speed 117.12 wpm (29.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 21, 2019 10:07:38am UTC
Race Finish June 21, 2019 10:08:07am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. h0nny (103.56 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 95.65
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Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Times were simpler, kids didn't have sex, neighbors knew each other. It's a friggin' fairy tale. Things sucked then too, they just sucked without indoor plumbing.