wrm (languidness)

Race #3316

View Pit Stop page for race #3316 by languidnessGhost race

View profile for wrm (languidness)

Official speed 159.20 wpm (30.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 25, 2015 2:16:13am UTC
Race Finish July 25, 2015 2:16:44am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. azninvazn (121.18 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.