View Pit Stop page for race #3511 by kildoes — Ghost race
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Official speed | 120.60 wpm (34.93 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 17, 2019 9:39:59pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 17, 2019 9:40:34pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (1 of 1) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 134.67 |
Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |