Kevki (kevki_)

Race #1334

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Official speed 68.47 wpm (65.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 22, 2021 11:02:47am UTC
Race Finish July 22, 2021 11:03:52am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 3. ihba (72.71 wpm)
5. julsdgreat (61.50 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 84.44
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.