Rest Easy Byron (keatonsmith)

Race #9436

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Official speed 144.51 wpm (31.14 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 7, 2020 3:54:03am UTC
Race Finish July 7, 2020 3:54:34am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. leo8786 (148.38 wpm)
4. gluegluglu (133.84 wpm)
5. boy_314 (121.80 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 178.23
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.