Joshua (joshuacresse)

Race #1080

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Official speed 99.94 wpm (48.51 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 1, 2019 8:44:27pm UTC
Race Finish April 1, 2019 8:45:16pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. oannes (85.22 wpm)
3. saladthieves (79.10 wpm)
4. qwerty80801 (78.77 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 119.93
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...