SurgeonTypist (jonahvalentyn)

Race #208

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Official speed 146.37 wpm (33.53 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 9, 2022 9:13:56pm UTC
Race Finish December 9, 2022 9:14:30pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 180.52
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.