Tootels (joenasha10)

Race #20893

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Official speed 105.17 wpm (46.10 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 15, 2019 2:12:25pm UTC
Race Finish April 15, 2019 2:13:12pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. hreyfill (134.90 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 126.20
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...