jimjom (jimysucks)

Race #2196

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Official speed 116.37 wpm (51.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 19, 2019 10:02:31pm UTC
Race Finish June 19, 2019 10:03:23pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. delirious (138.23 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 180.37
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.