(jewishguy_)

Race #458

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Official speed 173.52 wpm (28.28 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 6, 2022 1:26:25am UTC
Race Finish May 6, 2022 1:26:54am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. stelioskas (126.15 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 214.01
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.