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| Official speed | 97.38 wpm (43.25 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | June 25, 2021 4:07:34am UTC |
| Race Finish | June 25, 2021 4:08:17am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
4. buttsniffer2012 (89.31 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 100.62 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |