Carter sucks dick (ivortso)

Race #4764

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Official speed 115.74 wpm (34.94 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 11, 2017 10:12:11am UTC
Race Finish November 11, 2017 10:12:46am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. y4mz (92.99 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 106.10
Text #3810204 (Length: 337 characters)

Well, the Red Cross called out, you know, for blankets, clothes, anything. So Carlson, out of the goodness of his heart, shipped these destitute earthquake victims in Guatemala three thousand blonde stretch wigs. You know, I still have this picture in my mind of quake victims stumbling through the rubble, all looking like Dolly Parton.