View Pit Stop page for race #708 by itsjustmeuknow — Ghost race
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Official speed | 97.73 wpm (95.28 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 15, 2019 11:04:20pm UTC |
Race Finish | February 15, 2019 11:05:55pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. primalknight (136.56 wpm) 4. skulluk (88.27 wpm) 5. ubershah (84.56 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 250.83 |
Text | #3550501 (Length: 776 characters) What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier. |